I cannot tell you how many times I have attempted to start a blog in the past. Yet every time, the pressure I put on myself to start my blog with a truly original post has hindered my efforts. So I figured, why bother with one this time? I could simply write something about how this was my first post, and throw it onto the word wide web. Sadly, my presence on the internet follows me wherever I go, even on this brand new website. Fans of The Mason Show, however few they might be, would complain about the lack of originality I was placing into my writing. Friends of mine on Facebook and Twitter would comment on how my blog lacked the humor of my statuses. And I personally would feel I was robbing myself of another opportunity to showcase my talent.
So, to satisfy everyone (myself included), I will begin my blog with the following statement:
I guess fittingly the originator of this statement is unknown.